The Tales of the Ninja Coder

 
Wow, I think this is the first time I've spent a half-hour laboriously battling an enemy, and then at the end thought, "That problem would never have happened if I were using the nunchaku."

Perhaps a little explanation is in order: I don't actually use the nunchaku! But I have studied it a tiny bit, and I have realized that, while one of its most well-known (and strangest) features makes many warriors wary of it. But not me. I see that feature as a useful thing, even if it's slightly different from how most things work.

( Only seasoned warriors are likely to care about the tricks of my trade. )

The way the nunchaku are built, even if it's a bit off-putting to many warriors, is actually a great strength, that would never have allowed that particular enemy to ambush me that way. (Shō, my friend, I can hear you laughing already. I share your opinion.)